"I'm going hypothermic!" she says as her husband sits and tries to explain to her that she is in the state of "Maine" now and not in Tennessee where evidently it's not so cold...
Her husband explains, "This shit happens everyday! So, I thought I would tape her during one of her dramatic spells about how cold it is in the house, no less the outside.""I even have video of her snoring in the car but she would kill me if I showed ya that, but this shit right here is definitely gonna go viral!""I think her breakdowns are hilarious and cute" says her husband, but says they can be very depressing as he watches her fall into a deeper depression just knowing she is stuck in log country in the heart of Maine for another two months.
I just wanted someone else to hear my dilemma as well as hers. For it is a legitimate concern for someone from the south living in the far North during the harsh winter months. But lesson learned.
Somewhat....
Let me break it down like this: She in Maine and it's about 08 deg Fahrenheit and it's the coldest she has ever witnessed in her life.
She sounds to be in her 30's or 40's and not from the North by any stretch of the imagination as you will hear by the end of this awesomely funny display of vulgar words intertwined with a childish, cute and sort of flirty tone.
She is surely letting her man know how cold it is in the 75 degree living room and her displeasure that he did not have it as hot as she would like. So here you go, in full unedited fashion.
This poor husband who I may add seems to be taking it all in stride, tries to keep it together yet almost goes too far when he mentions his wife going on anti-depressants and has to switch shit up real quick to not further the damage on his pride.
First thing you hear the poor woman say is "Because my fucking hands are freezing!" Seems her husband taped it mid rant but seemed to get about 5 minutes of her continuous funny and viral rant of how southerners handle the winter compared to her New Englander husband.
But she "Gets It!" and she tells you why!
Listen to this viral video and how one Southern girl will take no less from her Northern man than to keep up his end of the bargain when they first moved in together.
To keep her warm at all costs because southern woman don't play that shit!
At about the 1:03 mark the husband tries not to escalate the conversation by not saying what he almost said which was about her being on anti depressants but quickly tries to figure out something else to say.
At 1:45 the wife talks about how husband can just go outside in 18 deg weather with just at T-shirt on. Because he is from NH and thinks this shit is warm.
It must be noted that she is in the living room with temps at a comfortable 75.5 deg and in flannel pj's and a hoodie and heavy socks. Oh yeah, she is under a blanket as well! LOL!
"I'm from the south. We don't live under these conditions!" She says.
At 3:50 you can hear her blowing in her hands to warm them up. Just funny as shit at this point!
The kicker comes at the end. Around the 5:00 minute mark you can hear a faint sound of the husband doing what appears to be a bong rip of some good weed as she blows on her hands while yelling "I'm glad your getting a kick out of this shit!"
I'm sure he does all he has too to deal with this on a daily basis. I'm just surprised it took him 5 minutes to do that bong hit.... I would have ripped that bitch after the first 5 seconds.
"Well I'm fixing to tape more of these rants so other men out there can learn how to deal with stuff like this." Says the husband who wishes to remain anonymous as to save the dignity he has left.
Finally he says, "I'm from New England, she's from the south. Nuff' said"....
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