A Texas man died on independence day
After lighting a mortar off his head .
He died instantly . Leaving friends n family n other pack members grieving .
Then as if monkey see monkey do
A man in Maine dies firing one off his chest .
Wtf
The odd thing about these incidents is
That usually , humans prefer the mating ritual of firing rockets out of their anus .
With only minor burns to the tough exterior of the excessively abused orifice .
It can only be guessed that instead of Bro anal play
These men were trying to be patriotic
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