To all the LLeakers living in US!
I know some of you like to yell as soon as law is not strictly respected.
For you to have a little fun, here is a sample of some very strange laws still on the books!
Alaska :
Giving alcool to a mouse is illegal
You can kill a bear, but waking him up for a pic is not allowed
Arizona :
In Tucson, a woman can't wear trousers
If you're annoying a rabbit or a frog, you'll get a fine
In Globe, it's illegal to play cards with an indian on the road
Arkansas :
A man can beat his wife, but only once a month
Having a shower while being naked is not allowed.
California :
In LA, a man can beat his wife with a leather belt if the belt is less than 2 inches large, or if his wife agrees he uses a larger one.
It's not legal to shoot anything from your car, unless it's a whale.
In SF, you cannot wash your car with used panties
In LA, you cannot cry at the witnesses bar in a court.
In Chico, anyone who will detonate an atomic bomb within the city will have a $500 fine
North Carolina :
You're not allowed to sing off
If a couple spend a night at the hotel, pretending they are married but are actually not, they will become automatically married.
South Carolina :
In Fountain Inn, horses must wear trousers, but they are not allowed to go in a bathtub
If a man says he wants to marry a woman who is single, marriage is to take place.
Connecticut :
In Hartford, you cannot train your dog
You cannot kiss your wife on sundays
Florida :
In Miami, a man can't wear a dress unless he has braces
Single women can't parachute on sundays
You're not allowed to fart after 6pm
Georgia :
It's illegal for a chicken to cross a road
You cannot kiss the tits of your wife
Idaho :
Candy boxes given for pledge of love must weight at least 25 pounds.
In Coeur d'Alene, it's NOT illegal to have sex in a car. Cops cannot knock at the wind shield. If a cop wants to intervene, he must be behind you car, horn three times and wait around 2 minutes before going out of his car.
Illinois :
In Chicago, anyone who is ill, ugly, disabled or distorted as to be repulsive can't go downtown.
In Chicago, never fish while in pajama!
It's illegal to speak english, official language being american!
In Joliet, it's illegal to pronounce << Joliet >> the bad way
In Chicago, you cannot eat in a place being on fire
In Kirkland, bees cannot fly over the city
In Oblong, you cannot hunt or fish during honey moon.
Indiana :
A woman is not allowed to be in swimsuit on a highway, unless she is escorted by 2 cops, or if she's wounded, or if she weight less than 90 pounds or more than 200 pounds.
The same above law applies to mare
You're considered as sober as long as you're not on the ground!!!
Louisiana :
In New Orleans, fire trucks must stop at red lights.
Biting someone is not considered as an assault unless you have fake teeth
Having sex with a porcupine is not allowed.
Maine :
Shotguns are recommended in a church in case of indigenous attack.
Maryland :
In Halethorpe, you cannot give a kiss longer than 1 second.
It's illegal to maltreat oysters
It's illegal to broadcast << Short People >> from Randy Newman on radio
In Baltimore, if you bring your lion at the movie, you'll get fine.
Massachusetts :
Water gun duels are forbidden
You cannot go to bed without having a bath.
In Boston, you cannot get a bath without prescription
A gorilla cannot sit on the back seat of a car
Michigan :
In Clawson, a farmer cannot sleep with his porks, cows, horses, sheeps and chickens.
Minnesota :
If you live in Brainerd, you must have a beard
You cannot have sex if you smell garlic, onions or sardine
Mississippi :
If you live in Truro and want to marry a girl, you must prove your virility by killing six crows or three ravens
Missouri :
Being drunk is considered as an inalienable right
Nevada :
You cannot ride a camel on the highway
If you plan to have a ride un Elko, you must wear a mask.
New Jersey :
You cannot mouth a cop
In Newark, you cannot sell ice creams on sundays unless you have medical prescription
New Mexico :
In Raton, a woman wearing a kimono cannot ride a horse
Ohio :
You cannot sell Corn Flakes on sundays
In Youngstone, it's illegal to fall out of gas
In Paulding, a cop can bite a dog to calm her down.
Oklahoma :
You cannot make faces at a dog
Pennsylvania :
If a driver sees group of horse riders getting close to him, he must park the vehicle and hide it under a tissue of the same color as the surroundings. If the horses get nervous, he must disassemble the vehicle and hide it.
In Morrisville, you cannot make up without a specific licence.
Rhode Island :
In Providence, you cannot sell toothpaste and tooth brush at the same customer on sundays.
Tennessee :
It's illegal to fish with a lasso
It's illegal for a woman to date a man.
In Memphis restaurants, you MUST finish your pie, and you're not allowed to share it with your table mates.
A woman can't drive a motorized vehicle unless a walking man with a red flag precede her and agitate the flag to warn others.
In Memphis, frogs cannot croak after 11pm.
Texas :
Encyclopedia Britannica is prohibited as it contains the recipe for home made beer.
Criminals are obliged to warn their future victims 24 hours beforehand with a letter explaining what they plan to do.
You cannot sell cheese burgers on sundays
Utah :
Birds have priority on all highways
Cousins marriage is allowed if you're at least 65.
Vermont :
You cannot deny God's existence
It's illegal to whistle under water
Virginia :
Corrupting a jury in a contest is illegal unless you're not a contestant.
You cannot feet kick your wife out of the bed
Washington :
You cannot pretend your parents are rich
Wisconsin :
Women cannot wear red color in public
Cut a woman's hair and you'll get a fine
You cannot kiss in a train
Wyoming :
Couples cannot have sex in a meat freezer inside a store
More dumb laws at (source) : http://www.dumblaws.com
And no worry, we have in France the same kind of stupid laws, like :
If you have a pig, you can't name it Napoleon
Women can't wear trousers unless they ride a horse or a bike
Every citizen must have a haystack at home in case the king comes with his horse
In Paris, a trash can is considered as a lethal weapon
You're not allowed to die at the national assembly
Have fun guys!
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